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Offline lcass
« Posted 2014-08-08 11:36:20 »

To get to the second hand shop.

Please share your horrific jokes here.
Offline SHC
« Reply #1 - Posted 2014-08-08 11:38:52 »

Where was the man with no mind going?

To the groceries shop, to get some peas-of mind.

Offline princec

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« Reply #2 - Posted 2014-08-08 12:40:13 »

What is the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same.

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« Reply #3 - Posted 2014-08-08 14:30:13 »

How do you kill a teenage mutant ninja turtle?

Kick it to death.

Kev

Offline lcass
« Reply #4 - Posted 2014-08-08 15:22:01 »

What did the deaf blind and limbless child get for christmas?

Nobody knows
Offline SHC
« Reply #5 - Posted 2014-08-08 15:23:42 »

What do readers get from this thread?

Nothing valuable.

Online BurntPizza
« Reply #6 - Posted 2014-08-08 15:31:56 »

[/thread]

Top comment's pretty, uh.. good?
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« Reply #7 - Posted 2014-08-08 21:00:08 »

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than nine because my basement is still dark.

And my all time favourite:

What's more fun than throwing babies off a cliff?
Catching them at the bottom with a pitchfork.

In my defence, OP requested horrific jokes.

Offline trollwarrior1
« Reply #8 - Posted 2014-08-08 21:13:44 »

Life is like a game of chess - nobody wants to be black.
Offline lcass
« Reply #9 - Posted 2014-08-21 17:29:26 »

[/thread]

Top comment's pretty, uh.. good?
That sir is genius
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