excerpt from: "Dummies Guide Book for How to Market your Commercial Site":
step 1. type www.google.com
in to your browser. no, no, not there, into that big white area at the top. yes, that's it the one below the menuba...the grey bit with all the words at the top.
step 2. type the subject of your site into the box in the middle of your browser window.
step 3. click search
step 4. now go through and spam every site you come across.
Ooh yeah, and don't forget to post a message at any developer's forum you come across. They looooove that!
PS. Why does the English on that website sound like it was written by an 8 year old?