Let me grab my crystal ball to see how that'll work out. The problem is that a near-zero post count combined with a very general remark somehow triggers us mods to almost ban on sight. Naturally, we have developed awesome powers that gives us the ability to look at your other posts too. Among other things, it has made us decide to appreciate your contribution.

Yeah. We'll often see someone with 1 or 2 posts say "thanks for the info" or something totally general like that that is totally vague and typically doesn't fit a topic.
ex.
Topic: "Check Out My Game!"
Post: "here is my game"
Post: "I think the gameplay could be improved here"
Post: "really cool, great graphics"
Post: "do you guys think I should make it harder?"
Post: "thanks for the info, my friend!" <---------- spammer