I have no Mac and I must scream
It does my heart good to read a paraphrase of Harlan Ellison title, wretched little troll that he is.
Hehe, I still enjoy hacking away on my C64 from time to time. Back when just getting stuff on the screen and animating was a pain in the ass

I got a C64 emulator looking for that flashback high - all I got was the blue screen headache I had forgotten all about; I do have a bunch of old floppies; GEOS anyone? (I don't think the disk are any good though) I even had Simons Basic buts its gone
