A programmer walks into a bar and says...

[pjt33]

Not a "walks into a bar" joke, but I've seen this one on some Spanish joke site (my translation):

A hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer are going down a mountain in a car when the brakes fail; the car starts to run away, the occupants start to shout in panic, but fortunately they manage to stop the car a few centimetres* short of a 500m** cliff. They get out of the car, take a deep breath, and the hardware technician says with trembling voice, "I think I can fix the car."

The systems analyst replies, "I think the best thing to do would be to call a tow truck and take it to the nearest town so that we can get it checked by an expert."

The programmer suggests, "Why don't we take it back up, come down again, and see whether the brakes fail a second time?"



* An inch or two, for those who prefer Imperial units.
** 550 yards

[pjt33]

A programmer walks into a foo...

[princec]

* An inch or two, for those who prefer Imperial units.
** 550 yards

Bah, bloody metrificationists. Give them an inch and they'll take a kilometre.

A JavaFX programmer walks into a...
(four minutes pass while he appears frozen in time, unresponsive to prods and pokes, and Task Manager reveals he is not thinking)
could not connect to Bar exception.

Cas

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[Orangy Tang]

Make it stop...

Or you could all just go read this and get it out of your system.

[Markus_Persson]

A programmer walks into a foo...

Haha, took me a while.