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Offline pjt33
« Reply #30 - Posted 2009-11-16 10:19:25 »

Not a "walks into a bar" joke, but I've seen this one on some Spanish joke site (my translation):

A hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer are going down a mountain in a car when the brakes fail; the car starts to run away, the occupants start to shout in panic, but fortunately they manage to stop the car a few centimetres* short of a 500m** cliff. They get out of the car, take a deep breath, and the hardware technician says with trembling voice, "I think I can fix the car."

The systems analyst replies, "I think the best thing to do would be to call a tow truck and take it to the nearest town so that we can get it checked by an expert."

The programmer suggests, "Why don't we take it back up, come down again, and see whether the brakes fail a second time?"

* An inch or two, for those who prefer Imperial units.
** 550 yards
Offline pjt33
« Reply #31 - Posted 2009-11-16 13:02:47 »

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« Reply #32 - Posted 2009-11-16 13:29:01 »

* An inch or two, for those who prefer Imperial units.
** 550 yards
Bah, bloody metrificationists. Give them an inch and they'll take a kilometre.

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« Reply #33 - Posted 2009-11-16 13:41:05 »

Make it stop...

Or you could all just go read this and get it out of your system.

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« Reply #34 - Posted 2009-11-16 16:23:17 »

A programmer walks into a foo...

Haha, took me a while.

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