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Offline darkprophet

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« Posted 2007-02-26 00:36:43 »

You know your a java geek when:

Somebody asks you what you favourite colour is and you answer "java colour".

When your variable names in C++ all slate C++ and big up Java. SDL_Color* i_hate_cpp_love_java = NULL;

When you try to relate objects in real life and come up with a common denominator "So theres an abstract brick class? Does roof tile extend that or is that another object?"

P.S. Ive done all of the above...shamefully

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Offline woogley
« Reply #1 - Posted 2007-02-26 04:10:02 »

when you post a "you know you're a java geek when ..." thread
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« Reply #2 - Posted 2007-02-26 10:27:05 »

When you reply to a "You know you're a java geek when..." thread.









Damn.

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Offline Breakfast

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« Reply #3 - Posted 2007-02-26 15:58:22 »

Not java-geek related at all, but the funniest "you know you've...." comment I ever saw was this one: You know you've been playing too much Quake when every time you see a telephone socket you die.

Pretty old-skool now, I guess, but still tickles me whenever I think of it.
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« Reply #4 - Posted 2007-02-27 12:57:17 »

Not java-geek related at all, but the funniest "you know you've...." comment I ever saw was this one: You know you've been playing too much Quake when every time you see a telephone socket you die.

Pretty old-skool now, I guess, but still tickles me whenever I think of it.

It took a few seconds, but.....hahahahaha!
Definitely guilty of that one.

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Offline Jackal von ÖRF

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« Reply #5 - Posted 2007-02-27 21:52:56 »

I didn't get that one.  Huh Apparently I haven't played too much Quake, although I've played each of them some.

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« Reply #6 - Posted 2007-02-28 02:56:40 »

I didn't get that one.  Huh Apparently I haven't played too much Quake, although I've played each of them some.



Took a while to find!  Wink

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« Reply #7 - Posted 2007-02-28 08:19:14 »

When the only ASM you know is Java byte code.

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« Reply #8 - Posted 2007-03-31 16:45:12 »

... when you write a network lib for games in java while you have a busy fulltime c++ game programming job and a pregnant women to take care of.  Roll Eyes

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