...you spend all day programming games, pausing only for food, sleep, and to post on the Internet about Java game programming
...you find it really hard to talk about anything other than programming
...you dream in bytecode
...your college history class notes are organized into an indented outline with curly brackets around every section
..."unwinding" is recreating Tetris
...you own a digital binary clock
...you can work up a sweat sitting at your computer
...you have ever considered James Gosling more important than Bill Gates
...you forget birthdays, anniversaries, appointments and such but the deadline of the next 4K contest is fixated in your head
...all your friends are from JGO Forums
...you have a tee-shirt that says "Will work for bandwidth"
...you have really pale skin
...you set your alarm to get up really early on the weekends to program but you're often late for work
...you have no life outside of game programming
...you don't mind being called a nerd
...coffee, pizza, Cheetos, and Chinese take-out are your four main food groups
Hope you like them... more ideas are welcome!
