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Offline woogley
« Posted 2006-05-09 13:28:59 »

[size=16pt]not for the weak of stomach[/size]

alright, the Nintendo Wii has been sparking some crude conversations. but they're not the only company that has serious issues with "thinking before patenting"

take a look at the Oozinator's commercial from Hasbro.

apparently.. you have to pump the gun heavily and then you're able to shoot thick, hot, sticky, white goo all over your friends!

the commercial clearly states "major pumping required."

...what were they thinking? Shocked

others have suggested renames to the toy, such as "Bukkake Blaster"...
Offline Jeff

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Got any cats?

« Reply #1 - Posted 2006-05-09 22:33:30 »

Must be Japanese....  the same people no doubt who brought you the happy fun russian roulette play set.

I kid you not (well I made up the name but the idea is real)  I have one in my office.  Its a plastic revolver with a hoop on the front which holds a balloon.  One of the cylinders has a pin in it.  You  cock the hammer, spin the cylinders, hold it to your head and....

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Offline Daire Quinlan

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« Reply #2 - Posted 2006-05-09 23:05:49 »

I thought this was too wierd to be true, but sadly ...

Check out the amazon reviews, These were all deleted, but the magic power of google cache resurrects them ...

google for : amazon review oozinator
and click on the 'cached' link instead of the main one.
That is some funny stuff ...

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Offline Jeff

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Got any cats?

« Reply #3 - Posted 2006-05-10 02:44:50 »

Okay I checked out the commercial...

I swore I would never use this expression before... because it sounds like an 11 year old girl talking...  and Im never going to use it again but....

OMG what were they thinking?  That cupped underhanded pump action, even though they keep the shot short, is pretty evocative, as ofcourse are the following shots.

I wonder if the cops are going to go after them for "kiddie porn"...  I could see snatches of this ending up on those sites...

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Offline woogley
« Reply #4 - Posted 2006-05-10 04:17:02 »

this has even caught the attention of Google Current, for those who watch that. to see that host surprised is rare and kinda funny Tongue
Offline beowulf03809

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« Reply #5 - Posted 2006-05-10 15:30:30 »

Reminds me of when the Harry Potter "vibrating" broom toy came out.  THAT had some interresting reviews posted on Amazon.   Shocked
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