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not for the weak of stomach[/size]
alright, the Nintendo Wii has been sparking some crude conversations. but they're not the only company that has serious issues with "thinking before patenting"
take a look at the
Oozinator's commercial from Hasbro.
apparently.. you have to pump the gun heavily and then you're able to shoot thick, hot, sticky, white goo all over your friends!
the commercial clearly states "major pumping required."
...what were they thinking?

others have suggested renames to the toy, such as "Bukkake Blaster"...