Hi, I'm asking for suggestions for my game, The Best Game Evar 2: F**kwad's Revenge.
http://192.18.37.44/forums/index.php?topic=10453.0I need suggestions for jobs. The jobs are pretty much the equivalent of classes in out game. We wanted to call them classes, but that's a reserved word, as you all know. And jobs sort of sounds more interesting anyway.

In any case, we have a grand total of 55 job slots in the game, and we haven't come up with what all of them are. They can pretty much be anything that is cool or funny. The game is a satire on all things RPG, so don't worry how farfetched you get. Here is a list of what we are using so far:
01) Zombie
02) Computer Programmer
03) College Student
04) Banshee
05) Pimp
06) Pirate
07) Dunpeal (half vampire from Vampire Hunter D)
08) Rhakshasa
09) Crackwhore
10) Cap'n Jack
11) Male Prostitute
12) Astronaut
13) Newbie (base class)
14) Monkey
15) Velociraptor
16) Samurai
17) Mime
18) Jedi
19) Ninja
20) Killer Attack Orangutan
21) Psychotic Serial Killer
22) Schizophrenic
23) Cyborg
24) Spoonbender
25) Werewolf
26) Secret Agent
27) Poker Player
28) Sado-masochist
29) Religious Fanatic
30) Italian Mobster
31) Wild West Bounty Hunter
32) Kund Fu Master
33) Media Whore
Also, there are a group of 10 lame jobs as well. Here's what we've got so far:
1) TV Evangelist
2) Twelve year-old internet crackbaby Dragon Ball Z fan f**kface
3) Politician
4) Fast Food Pimply Kid
5) Emo Brat
6) Player Killer
7) Punk Army Wannabe
Suggestions are appreciated! Anything you can think of!