When you said:
"I want to be able to have access to my computer at very low level."
"I want to use DirectInput"
"Real d00ds use Assembly."
"If you want native code, use one of the several java compilers to create some."

I was thinking:
"Make a Java-PC or J-Station (game consolle) that understands Java bytecode as it's native machine code"

[this appears to be "english" (?)]