If you do include members in the game, make me a guy that gets shot. To death. With me dies the ultimate secret to fabulousness, and the game completely changes course from there, going to the main character trying to find a way to raise me from the dead. He will try many different methods, including Satanism and worshiping stuffed unicorns.
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